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- Songs About Women -

Mary had a little lamb.

(E I, E I, O)

She couldn't have had a hippo. Because hippos are never little.
@Noflaps said in #51:
> Mary had a little lamb.
>
> (E I, E I, O)
>
> She couldn't have had a hippo. Because hippos are never little.
This topics is about women and fashion, not hippos. Please stick to the topic or get off the internet. This is your last warning.
@SlowBerserk #53

Thanks for your post, it's one of the best in this thread!

But wait, haven't I heard this song somewhere else? And right, I wasn't wrong, because #37 sounds very similar.
:-)
@sweatergirl, I'll have to see your hall monitor badge, at least, before I comply. Indeed, I'm not agreeing to subservient compliance even then.

I shall talk about the lovely hippo whenever I find it suitable. Why?

Because the hippo deserves no less. Among other reasons.
@Noflaps said in #57:
> @sweatergirl, I'll have to see your hall monitor badge, at least, before I comply. Indeed, I'm not agreeing to subservient compliance even then.
>
> I shall talk about the lovely hippo whenever I find it suitable. Why?
>
> Because the hippo deserves no less. Among other reasons.
Please leave the internet. No one wants you here.
I still haven't seen that hall monitor badge.

Nor have I seen your power of attorney to speak for everyone.

But I wish you a lovely evening. Enjoy.
@Noflaps said in #59:
> I still haven't seen that hall monitor badge.
>
> Nor have I seen your power of attorney to speak for everyone.
>
> But I wish you a lovely evening. Enjoy.
I speak for everyone who wants you to leave, and I am certain by the way you treat people, that would include most people here on this web site. Do us all a favor, obtain a better attitude, and learn to treat your fellow human beings decently.

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