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Tell me a joke

What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless

What did the triangle say to the cone?
You're 2 faced

You only get the second one if you are smart enough
@ThEsMaRtgIrL_2012 said in #21:
> What did the triangle say to the circle?
> You're pointless
>
> What did the triangle say to the cone?
> You're 2 faced
>
> You only get the second one if you are smart enough
eh
I find it amusing that If you win, you must cheating. If lose, you must again.... be cheating. I am confused, what is the gain? A phoney bullet rating based on "the clock?" What a joke! I think I may just stick to live only games and computer puzzles. Lol!
@Mrchess78 said in #7:
> Horsey walks into a bar, the barman says,
> "Why the one side of face. "? :).

Horsey couldn't think of a response, so he just floundered.
@ThEsMaRtgIrL_2012 said in #21:
> What did the triangle say to the circle?
> You're pointless
>
> What did the triangle say to the cone?
> You're 2 faced

It turns out the triangle was right!
@AsDaGo said in #24:
> Horsey couldn't think of a response, so he just floundered.

It's not Horsey's Mane bar. :).
Three men stuck on a desert island, they find a genie lamp , they rub it and a genie pops out and says I will grant you one wish each
First man says I would like to be in my homeland with lots of women and scotch
Poof ,he disappears
Second man says I would like to be in my home land with lots of women and cigarettes
Poof he disappears
Third man says , well now they're gone , I'm mighty lonely, can you bring them back . Poooof xxx
Three men in prison, they are granted one wish to have in their cell. First man wishes for drink , second man wishes for women , third man wishes for cigarettes after twenty years they are all released , the drunk man , the exhausted man and the third man who comes out and says , anyone got a light? xxx
Here's a famous joke, that I did not write. It was told in a fine series.

Are you ready?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

ready?

You call it ....

"a stick."

Yeah, that's some real dad humor, that is....